I hold gastro-punk wholly responsible for my new obsession. Actually that's rather unfair, as the poached eggs and croutons n parmy shavings merely combines my summer addiction to Caesar salad with my spring addiction to brassicas. And to think if I wasn't an addict, I'd be off to Sainsbury's to buy a little plastic carton of e.p.s.b. for £1.99."Hello. My name is Amalee and I'm addicted to purple sprouting broccoli in every way it's offered to me."