Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Chuck Norris (But You Were Too Afraid of Roundhouse Kicks To Ask)
1. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
2. Hannibal didn't sack Rome; Chuck Norris did.
3. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
4. When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger was shown in Iraq, Saddam surrendered to Chuck Norris just in case.
5. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a Blockbuster Video card.
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