I'm sitting here at the pc googling "how to tie a butcher's knot." Half an ear on Beloved Firstborn and Merci Beaucoup Enfant Deux upstairs as the former teaches the latter how to play Wildside by Mötley Crüe on bass. This has been going on for about 20 minutes; mercy boo learns fast, she's picked it up already. They're moving on to Doctor, Doctor by UFO. My work as a parent is done.