Friday Five: Announcements For The Public Good

Finish early and belt up the M1 and arrive home in time for a late lunch. Then straight over to sunny Nottinghamshire to make some primary care appointments, then some secondary care appointments, then home. And three lines of washing dried including all merci beaucoup's drawers, jeans and Keds. Today feels like the first day of summer. And it's still only April! I've a full day of heavy action gardening tomorrow. Well, not really gardening, hard landscaping really. I'm planning to shift 7 cubic tonnes of the most revolting plum slate chippings - but the client loves it and I love my client, what can I do? Strangle her? No! Dance about to these groovy toons hairbrush mic in hand;

Everytime I think I've had enough and start heading for the door, there's a very strange vibration piercing me right to the core, it says turn around you fool, you know you love him more and more...

I had to escape the city was sticky and cruel; maybe I should have called you first but I was dying to get to you. I was dreaming a-while I drove the long straight road ahead, aha, yeah...

I loved the words you wrote to me but that was bloody yesterday. I can't survive on what you send, every time you need a friend...

Cos we belong together now, yeah, forever united here somehow, yeah. You got a piece of me, and honestly, my life (my life) would suck (would suck) without you...

Pay my respects to Grace and Virtue, send my condolences to Good, give my regards to Soul and Romance, they always did the best they could. And so long to Devotion, he taught me everything I know...