I know, I can't believe I've written that post title, either...
All photos Daily Telegraph
Something else I can't believe is that Helen Yemm IS FINALLY BLOGGING AGAIN. Well, not really blogging, just turning in her annual copy... Click on this ----> OMG!to read her latest article about her most recent book, Gardening in Pyjamas. This book will appeal to those gardeners, myself and all my charming, witty and erudite readers ofc, who like Helen, are,
"Keen enough, daft enough, to get out there in all weather first thing in the morning (usually inappropriately dressed, hence the title) but didn’t quite know what to get on with and how to go about it – and why." Buy it here...
Although I have to tell you, Helen, I know exactly what to get on with, armed with my secateurs and assorted WMD... indiscriminate pruning!
Here's a lovely shot above of Helen pruning an offensive cat out of its lair.
Here's a lovely shot of Helen crushing the evidence.
Here's a lovey shot of Helen about to spread the crushed evidence around the roses and top fruit.
And this is just a random shot of Helen being fabulous.
You know, it strikes me that if Chief Warrant Officer Roy Miller had had a certain someone in his squad, he'd have found those WMD...