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Saturday, August 22, 2009

My recent trip across to the Irish rellies involved blushes at the Irish airport x-ray machine as my black and white puddings (the full range at the local Dunnes, including extra Denny's, three sodas (two white and a wholemeal) and three "Grinder" loaves (no, I hadn't heard of these either)), but made for a great breakfast this morning. Two cups of tea then off to my favourite client's for more tea and a check on progress. We're awakening her sleeping garden. Other gardeners call this a "renovation project". I brought with me a picture cut out from last Saturday's Telegraph of some Japanese garden with strange, naked trees ruthlessly clipped into "clouds". I think it was in the travel section, because there's no way Helen Yemm would tolerate that sort of thing on her pages.

As we walked over her lawns the grass was still wet with dew, the birds were calling, the planets were aligning... and then we arrived at the bank of trees. I don't know what it was; maybe the puddings, maybe the tea, maybe even the clearest of clear blue skies, but standing there we both decided, wordlessly, to hack the trees into order. Loppers, Felcos, even at one stage my Bosch jigsaw. After a couple of hours we sent an order into the house for tea, and stopped. We stood back and examined the carnage. The bank was now flooded with light, and those obnoxious little bits of stalky branches were all stripped back to reveal smooth branches running up to a pompom of leaves at the very tip. Actually, it looked really good.

Home for a quick change then off to Matlock to search for more treasures at the antiques centre. More linens, more crystal decanters to fill with scented bubble bath (thank you Kirstie Allsop and your Homemade Home's bathrooms), even a beautiful wooden breakfast tray. Then back home for lunch and the newspapers taken on the top terrace in my sun shiny garden. A delightful start to the next 31 days.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Friday Five: Living Things That Could Be Culled On A Global Scale

It's Saturday night, and I've just thought of this Friday Five. I remain unapologetic to all my witty, charming and urbane readers, even those that own cats, (the maniacs).
1. Cats
2. Rats
3. Wasps
4. Fleas
5. Mosquitos

Friday Five: Things That Will Drive Me To Homicide

1. Buggering about with my pc. Specifically, fiddling about with my setup so the damned mouse creeps about the screen on some kind of nano second delay behind my movement...
2. That effing grey cat that's moved in with some idiotic neighbour, and whose still steaming s*%t I've just found in the middle of my row of red French lettuces.
3. The bloody ineffectiveness of the bloody signal that causes the picture on my bloody telly to break up, just as Jamie, or Morse, or Gibbs, or worse, Gardener's World, gets to the good bit.
4. The jackass, part-time M1 motorists who decide to cruise in the fast lane, through the bloody roadworks, on a Friday afternoon rush hour... at 48m per hour. It's averaged-out speed cameras you jackasses! You've got to get up to 60mph before you get snapped. So get out of my way or get in the slow lane.
5. OK I'm calm now.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Early Morning Musings

My day starts quietly, softly. Moving through the rooms, opening doors and drawing back the curtains, letting in the sunlight and opening wide the bedroom windows. Down the stairs, avoiding the middle of the second to bottom tread that always creaks gently; across the hall and into the kitchen. Kettle on, curtains drawn back and the doors opened wide to the garden. And my garden just after dawn greets me. The birds are up and calling, the pair of ring collared doves perched on the outhouses welcoming the day.

And the chill. I wish I could describe for you the chill in the air, and the dampness of the night's passing. Autumn's on its way. Quietness and stillness are what draws me out of bed and into the garden at this time. I could stand at the kitchen doors cup of tea in hand, for hours, thinking of you.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

JK Wedding Entrance Dance For The First Day Of August

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0

Each time I watch this, I grin with delight at the sheer joy and exuberance and happiness with which these men and women celebrate and bear witness to the meaning of marriage. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.